Monday, August 5, 2019

Following Rosie's Snippet Post

These little snippets are happening all day long at our house.

M: I think you just look for things to spank me for.
J: I do not have to look very far.

J: I have a few remedies for that kind of talk.
M: (taking off my bathrobe)
J: Glad you know when to get ready!

M: Jack, are we good now?
J: We will be by bedtime.

J: Mere, you do not have enough backside skin to take care of all this.
M: (round-eyed surprised look! I say nothing)

M: My ankle hurts and I am putting ice on it. 
J: Yesterday it was your knee. 
M: Tomorrow is will be something else. 
J: Let's just put you over the bed and spank all of that hurting out of you right now. 

My sweet ttwd friend wanted in on this sharing too. She is not a blogger, but she is an excellent writer. She and her husband practice ttwd and the two of us are in close contact. So even though she is on vacation, she emailed some of the snippets that have occurred while enjoying time away. Here they are................ while on vacation!

Walking hand in hand........
B: Oh, darn it!
L: What's wrong? 
B: I forgot to pack the paddle. 
L: What! Are you kidding me? 
B: No, I was going to bring everything with us on our getaway. 
L: Huh?!
B: Maybe there is something we can use in the kitchen ....... don't worry.
L: (Worry? I'd be worried if that paddle made the suitcase)

Just as they pulled into the hotel resort.........
B: (comes around and opens the passenger door)
L: Thank you, but I am to wait here.
B: No, you are not: you are coming in with me. 
L: Why....... we are only checking in. 
B: I want your ass within hands' reach. Let's go. 

Looking for a parking place near the restaurant.......
B: Just sit back and relax. 
L: I'm just helping you look for a parking spot. 
B: There is no need to. I've got it under control.
L: I'll just look. 
B: took her hand and squeezed.
L: Be careful. That's my swollen finger. 
B: Is your ass sore as well because it's going to be. 

L: Do you ever look around and wonder if others do what we do?
B: (Laughing at what I said, he puts his book down) No, I do not. 
L: Really? Never?
B: NEVER, should I be looking for red bottoms while poolside? 
L: No, I just wondered. 
B: Your red bottom is the only one I'm interested in, honey, and I think it needs some color soon. 

So it seems that Jack is not the only one who is quick with those ttwd snippets. How about your house? So in the comment section, write your own snippet of the give and take in your ttwd relationship. 



  1. LoL Meredith and Laurel, love these! Rick used to come out with some doozies when we were practicing ttwd. I wish I could remember some.


    1. Roz,
      You know they were doozies, but can't remember! I am right there with you.

  2. Those snippets were all amusing, Mere. Jack has your number for sure. And ‘L’ was surely skating on thin ice with the check-in and parking issues! No hall passes on vacation there by the sound of it...
    Rosie xx

    1. Rosie,
      Jack has my number and Harry has yours.

  3. So funny! Living this life certainly provides a little entertainment along the way doesn’t it! I love this snippet idea of Rosie’s and yours. :)

  4. Mere, I think you all have come up with a new genre of spanky posts. I will try to keep track of all the "snippets" that get said around Sam and Ella's house.

    Sam has said something similar about not having enough backside. It always feels like there is enough.

    So Says Ella

    1. Ella,
      You must walk around with a pad of paper, a sharp pencil and ...............

  5. Meredith,
    Love this post! Laughing at Laurel's, "Worried!?!!"

    In your defense of "not enough backside to take care of all this," which is flat out hilarious, you do have a small rear end....

    Having been a witness to the "Jack are we okay? " thing, I am laughing now as I did then when you elbowed me in the ribs!

    What a fun post! Hugs! Windy