Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Hump Day Guide To Married Sex...... Really?


Especially at this political time of year, I spend lots of time reading 
many different sources. So imagine my surprise when I came across the article titled something about married sex hump day.

I thought the article was a hoot........ or should I say "whoot". Here is what the article said. When long-time married couples feel the pull of no love making and infrequent affectionate times, there is a plan in place to solve that. Make a love appointment for Hump Day. Schedule your love making for Wednesdsays. Then all will be well in the world and your marriage! 



After I stopped laughing, I thought what a shame it is that the writer of this article does not know about ttwd. There is no doubt about it. Being spanked by your husband sets the world of love making literally on fire. There is nothing sexier. Then it is a short jump to under the covers for some mighty fine loving. 

Do not use a calendar to circle all the Wednesdays. Instead, enjoy a spanking with your guy and watch what happens. There is nothing sexier. As Jack says, when I told him about this farfetched idea, make every day a Wednesday. Who needs to check the calendar? Trust me!



Meredith


11 comments:

  1. Was that article written by the Duggars? ROFL

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  2. Days that end with y are the best days.

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  3. Having a special date night or even a special spanking time wasn't bad when the kids lived at home. It was a good way not to let things get away from us. But I don't think it's too necessary these days.

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  4. Spankings can really enhance the romantic ending!

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  5. Hi Meredith, who needs a hump day when you have ttwd?
    love Jan, xx

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  6. Hi Meredith, what...just one day a week? lol. I'm with Jan :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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  7. Meredith,
    Whilst I heartily agree with you on the sexy benefits of ttwd, I can't knock the idea of 'calendar sex' because I've been there, in times when life got in the way of intimacy. Far from being clinical, it was something to look forward to and the anticipation was a great build up. Though we've had no need of the calendar for some years now, our bedroom curtains are often still drawn on Sunday afternoons.
    Rosie

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  8. Hi Meredith, :) It's funny how differently we look at things, now that we are privy to a new, exciting, spanky and sexy kind of life, isn't it? It sure is something to be grateful for these days.

    I have to agree with Rosie though- there are times in life, when a relationship can get away from you. I remember a time, with four kids hanging onto me, mom obligations, family obligations, husband obligations, animal obligations, friend obligations. Everyone needed me for something. At the end of the day, I often was exhausted and had not a whole lot left to give to my husband. An occasional date night helped for sure. If we could do that without bringing up the subject of the kids, even better! Often hard to do. So even though now, for a lot of us, things are 100% improved, I think that there are still those who struggle, and would likely embrace a love hump day! LOL on the name. I think that it is a good idea for those that try to get together more, and for one reason or another, cannot so easily! Sure would make the work week a whole lot more exciting for them too! Been there! ;) Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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  9. I couldn't agree more, there is nothing sexier. I can't imagine circling any days on the calendar for that kind of fun. We have had our share of tricky times over the years with kids in the house but my guy makes sure it always happens. This delicious little secret is ours to hold and everyone's else's to discover!

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  10. Hi Meredith, everyday is hump day not just Wednesdays. Who needs just one day a week for fun.
    Hugs Lindy

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  11. Rather late to the party, I am. Sorry, but I refuse to put sex on the calendar. That is for dental appointments.

    Math is not my strong suit, but there is one equation I know is true.

    Good Spankings = Good Sex

    Ella

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